What is the definition of Estimated Medical Research?

"Estimated medical research is like a giant, buzzing, beagle-led laboratory where the only thing more unpredictable than the drug trials is the lifespan of a placebo."

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Now, here's an edgy example sentence using the same term: "The CEO's estimate of medical research was so high, the stock market decided to invest in a self-help book on quantum physics and quantum economics."